Starting to see that I have a type….Incredibly attractive/funny men. Hey boys!
Had dinner with and watched The Bachelor last night with this guy.
I AM SEEING THIS IN MAY!!!!!!! Gahhhhhhhhh!!!
You make my pee smelly
You pass my oesophagus
And swim through my belly
But then when my bladder
Is full to the top
You make it all pongy,
I wish you would not!
Why can’t you just be
More like other veggies
That make normal wee.
When I eat…
He has such a way with words
If Dougie was in a 90’s girl band…
He is so tiny!
A little wanderlust never killed nobody
Because everyone should go follow this blog
Accurate depiction of what will happen to me later in life.
One of my best friends proposed to his girlfriend a couple of days ago. Still can’t believe it. She is an incredible human and I am so happy they found each other!….And that the proposal was taped so I can watch it and happy cry all over again <3